Got a hold of the Notre Dame chant-quote-harassment sheet for the Irish-South Florida game and one thing stands out.
It's quite disappointing. Not even a real chuckle at the creativity there for the students. Maybe it's because it's a Sunday afternoon game.
Anyway, here's the brilliance Notre Dame's student section offered up for the Bulls:
Eladio Espinosa: "Frosh started 10 games but only averages 2 points. LAME."
Mike Mercer: "Blew out his ACL two years ago while playing for Georgia. Ask how that knee feels."
Chris Howard: "This junior has already been a father for five years! Sophomore year of high school."
Gaby Belardo: "6-2, 180 pounds"
B.J. Daniels: "School of heckling lesson 1: kids named B.J. are the easiest targets ever. Also, he plays quarterback for the Bulls football team. Played in two games, rushed three times for two yards total."
Justin Leemow: "Plays a pretty weak game. Shoots 23% from the field and 44% from the stripe. Yucka."
Alex Rivas: "Transfer from Pratt Community College brings an intimidating 2 pts. and 4 boards to each game."
Ryan Kardok: "Now walk it out. Walk it out. East side walk it out, west side walk it out (sorry, he's a walk on)."
Dominique Jones: "Soph is team's best player. Give him as warm of a welcome as the other Dominique J. (hatred)"
Mitch Emory: "My man mitch has only played one minute this year. Maybe if he had a sweet slogan like our governor he might be able to lobby for more minutes."
Jesus Verdejo: "Don't mock this kid's name or his father might smite you."
Augustus Gilchrist: "When he scores Augustus is known to thump his chest and say, "Strength and Honor."
Aris Williams: "This kid shoots an embarrassing 31% from the free-throw line! 10-32! That's horrendous!"
Ajayi Mobolaji: "This is Ajayi's third college. Hope he finally fits in here. 44% FT."
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