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BuddyTV took the liberty of posting minute and a half interviews of this cycle's "America's Next Top Model" contestants. Though the show doesn't technically start until tonight, Emma and I thought we'd give you our brief opinions of the models and cap it all off with our favorite.
NAME: Erin
INTERVIEW REVELATION: 12-year-old boy who likes Pokemon and finding "random internet things." Like this?
RATE THE DIAPER (because you know those Gawd-awful getups Tyra put on contestants look like Huggies): D, because she looks nekkid, or maybe she has Creepy Doll Body
NAME: Lulu
INTERVIEW REVELATION: Props for being part of the "America's Next Top Model" New York riot auditions
RATE THE DIAPER: A, because she's just adorable and you can absolutely picture Tiffany of "I Think We're Alone Now" fame wearing those bad boys
NAME: Bianca
INTERVIEW REVELATION: Well-spoken, read: "boring"
RATE THE DIAPER: C-, because of her masking tape-bustier and shorts that look like a lamp shade
NAME: Ashley
INTERVIEW REVELATION: More than 16 cavities, which could mean "50"
RATE THE DIAPER: C+, because her diaper looks like 1970s soap-opera lingerie
NAME: Laura
INTERVIEW REVELATION: Cutest bull castrater ever
RATE THE DIAPER: B+, because we don't dig the toga, but at least it doesn't look like she's got a diaper with a gallon of iced tea in it
NAME: Jennifer
INTERVIEW REVELATION: Can hold in her pee for nine hours while being stampeded by wanna-be models
RATE THE DIAPER: B, because belted diapers kind of look like those old-school maxi pad setups
NAME: Sundai
INTERVIEW REVELATION: "I believe you should pick your nose. Often." Often?
RATE THE DIAPER: D-, because it looks like it's on backward. Or upside-down. Or both
NAME: Brittany
INTERVIEW REVELATION: Is she good at math? She mentions it seven times, so I guess so
RATE THE DIAPER: B-, because of the beautiful blue, not because it's shaped like a monkey
NAME: Courtney
INTERVIEW REVELATION: Likes to play Chip and Dale -– the Disney world ones, not the stripper ones
RATE THE DIAPER: F, because we're unsure there's not oatmeal in her undies
NAME: Nicole
INTERVIEW REVELATION: N/A. She's boring. IE: She loves racing motorcycles, but she's never raced a motorcycle
RATE THE DIAPER: D, because Emma thinks it looks like a taffy pull and Jaclyn thinks it looks like a Mayflower pole. Scratch that. She gets a C+ because our description makes Emma hungry and happy
NAME: Kara
INTERVIEW REVELATION: She backpacked in South Africa with three T-shirts and two pairs of pants. Subtext: She smelled like BO and burritos for three months
RATE THE DIAPER: F, because this is a diaper-jodhpurs fusion
NAME: Rachel
INTERVIEW REVELATION: Fidgety fingers
RATE THE DIAPER: B-, because she looks like an extra from "Saw IV: Revenge of the Tyra"
NAME: Lisa
INTERVIEW REVELATION: We could not swear in a court of law that she did not pick her wedgie at the 27-second mark.
RATE THE DIAPER: Emma says A, Jaclyn says D, because this is what it'd look like if a robot wore a pair of crotchless hotpants
NAME: Rae
INTERVIEW REVELATION: That laugh, it's the stuff serial killer clowns are made of
RATE THE DIAPER: C, because the diaper's fine, but there's too much belly button going on
Based on simple likability, we've got Laura, Castrator of Bulls winning the whole shebang, embeded above for your viewing pleasure. Who did you like the best?
