Brett Favre's decision not to unretire officially puts an end to everyone's favorite Blob feature, the Brett Favre Update.
Believe it or not, I'm not surprised by his decision. That he was taking so long to come to a decision was a clear sign that, even if he'd decided to give it another shot, he wasn't going to be buying into it 100 percent. And considering his age and the demands of the game he plays, he had to buy into it 100 percent. Otherwise he was just going to be wasting his time and the Vikings' time.
Bottom line is his body finally won the argument with his heart. And so end of story.
Until, um, next March or so, that is.