Calling the WWE ... calling the WWE ...

Have we got a cage match for you!

In this corner, Lane Kiffin, aka the Nashville Sound, who bragged he'd be singing "Rocky Top" after his Tennessee Volunteers whipped the defending national champion Florida Gators in the Swamp.

In this corner, Urban Meyer, aka Urban Crime, whose Gators have won two national titles and been arrested 24 times in the last four years.

Urban Crime beat the Sound 23-13 on Saturday. But neither guy will shut up.

Now comes Meyer taking a catty swipe at the Vols' conservative (read: gutless) play-calling, saying it played right into Florida's hands. Kiffin fired back by saying his game plan gave the Vols' the best chance to win.

Surely bashing one another with folding chairs and executing knee drops off the top rope are the next logical step. Especially since, alas, the two teams won't play each other again this year.