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For this recap, Emma agreed to provide the traditional recap. I made my portion an Extravaganza of Quotes. The show liked Jennifer this episode -- they're nearly all by her.
Emma says:
Highlight? Lowlight? I can't tell!! On tonight's episode, the models were asked to fling themselves from a cliff while keeping a "soft, pretty face." Girls, whatever you do, don't start wondering if you'll break your neck and end up drinking your Thanksgiving dinner through a straw. Mmmkay? Snap! Great pic!
Oh yeah. Before they jumped from the cliff, they had to literally roll around on the beach while wearing bikinis. Don't' worry. I committed every pose to memory so I can humiliate my friends and family next summer.
Back to the cliff.
Everyone leapt and ended up looking like a man in corrective shoes dancing at a wedding reception. Sundai -- who we all thought was going to die in this episode (blame the dramatic episode preview) but actually only got kicked off -- hit part of a coral reef with her jaw and/or ear. Boring.
Random thought: The main photo shoot this week involved scuba gear, deep water and, in one case, hyperventilation. OK. Listen up, girls: The opportunity to one day sniff cocaine off Karl Lagerfeld's butt is not worth drowning to death! I speak from experience.
Front runner: Still looks like Nicole, even though she has hair like Dave Mustane from Megadeath. But, personally, I'm still rooting for Laura. Or, frankly, anyone other than Erin.
Jaclyn says:
* "My brain did a cartwheel." ~Jennifer, upon realizing she would meet Marisa Miller
* "I could die and break my head open in front of Nigel AND Marisa Miller. That's not how I want to go." ~ Jennifer, upon learning they would do a photo challenge involving cliffdiving. Good to have your priorities straight
* "I am peeing in my pants." ~ Jennifer, on jumping off the cliff
"It's so exciting because we're not going to be in a tank. We're in Hawaii. It's like this whole ocean is our tank." ~ Jennifer on the model's photo shoot being underwater
"All right, Sugar. We're going to put this on, and then we're going to pin the living hell out of it." ~ The make-up artist on the wig Sundai will use for the underwater shoot
"We've reached a decision." ~ Nigel during judging, so funny because after the other judges realized how much Nigel likes feet, they all stuck theirs in his face, and he sounds utterly terrified as he utters this quote
