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Headline of the millennium

Because I could live until I'm 1,000 and never see this again: "Albert Denies Confrontation With 50 Cent."

"Albert," as in, "Knicks announcer Marv Albert."

"50 Cent," as in, "the rapper 50 Cent."

"Confrontation," as in, "an alleged scuffle backstage on the set of 'Jimmy Kimmel Live.'"

One thousand years, I tell you. One thousand years.

Ben Smith's blog.