Gotta love the reaction from Tennessee athletic director Mike Hamilton to the abrupt departure of Lane "It's Been Fun, Knoxville" Kiffin, who bailed on the Volunteers, their fans and the recruits he faithlessly sold on Tennessee after just 14 months as head football coach.
Hamilton's official response: He was "disappointed."
Hamilton's unspoken-except-behind-closed-doors response?
I'm guessing it went something like this: "Why, that scheming little puke. I oughta sic Pat Summitt on his lying, backstabbing (bleep). Get Pat to make him run gassers 'til he hurls. Then make him run a layup drill while two beefy guys smack him as hard as they can with ballbats. Then have Pat slap him around about 40 times and chase him up and down the court calling him a 'candy-(bleep) quitter.'"
Sounds good to me.