Yoo-hoo, over here. It’s Justin’s stunt double, Ben Smith, and we’re one period deep between the Komets and Quad City. Leo Thomas’ sweet wraparound goal has given the Komets a 1-0 lead.
Of more immediate concern, however, is the Mallards’ fashion sense.
Maybe they’ve worn these before this year, but Quad City broke out jerseys tonight that are sort of … well, indescribable. Let’s just say they’re sort of a cross between Kermit the Frog green and the pea soup Linda Blair yerked up in "The Exorcist."
Whatever it is, it’s retina-exploding ugly.
More later, assuming I can still see.