And you thought this whole Tiger Woods business couldn't get any sleazier.
Now comes word from porn star Joslyn James -- one of the 8,932 women Tiger allegedly got horizontal with -- that the world's least, ah, discriminating golfer impregnated her not once but twice between 2006 and 2009.
The first pregnancy ended in a miscarriage, James claims. The second she aborted. She says she never told Woods about either because, get this, she "just didn't want to ruin anything."
Because, you know, it was pretty much a fairy tale romance they had going and all.