And you thought they talked smack on the playground.
I'm here to tell you A.I. ain't got nothin' on T.C., which is short for "Trinity College," which just won its 12th straight national squash title by beating Yale. Along the way, the No. 1 ranked player in country, Baset Chaudhry, got in the face of his much-smaller opponent after beating him to wrap up the championship.
Check it out here. And just try to imagine what, exactly, Chaudhry was saying.
1. "Stick that in your daddy's trust fund, Heathcliffe!"
2. "I don't care how many numerals you have after your name. I own your Ralph-Lauren-sweater-around-the-neck, Tag Heuer-on-the-wrist, Gucci-kickin' Yalie butt!"
3. "Whazzat? Whazzat? I smell ROAST ENTITLEMENT!"