And so once more we have reason to say: Poor Detroit.
It's one of the nation's most tragically depressed cities. The Pistons stink now. Even the pride of Hockeytown, the Red Wings, aren't all that good this year.
And, of course, it has the Lions.
Who are -- wait for it -- reportedly interested in America's Miscreant (and overrated, undersized defensive back) Adam "Pacman" "Bugsy" "Machine Gun" "The Teflon Don" Jones.
Next up: It rains frogs and the Detroit River turns to blood.