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"Excuse me, ma'am, have you had carnal knowledge of Tiger Woods?"

Speaking of Tiger ... you knew this was going to happen, what with all those cops and bodyguards strolling around clutching mug shots of the various porn stars and other high society ladies with whom Tiger spent his down time, um, discussing world peace and what-not.

It seems one poor doofus security guard mistook a female fan at Augusta for one of Tiger's stable today.

Here's what I'd like to know:

1. Did this woman have a husband/boyfriend/male companion? What was his reaction when Paul Blart accused his significant other of being a stripper? Did he tell the guy to you-know-what himself, or, like everyone else at Augusta, is he so caught up in making sure Tiger gets treated right that he just meekly stood there, afraid some crotchety old white guy in a green jacket would come swooping in and confiscate his pass?

2. And how do take the response of the woman in question, who said she didn't know whether to be flattered or insulted? Really? You've got the juice to get inside the gates at Augusta, and you take being confused for a stripper as a compliment?

Words fail.

Ben Smith's blog.

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