I had this idea that I would write a cheat sheet for button placement. I started it out and was very happy with it.

Then, I started looking at people's buttons. Where is the top button really supposed to go? I've seen them at the very top of the shirt, after about an inch, and equally-spaced with the rest of the spacing.

So, now I'm totally confused and everyone I have looked at for the last couple of days probably thinks I have a bizarre obsession with shirts. Perfect.

It's enough to drive a girl to all zippers, all the time.