INDIANAPOLIS -- OK, so not really. But the Speedway people just brought around a sheet of celebrity "quotes" from the likes of Jeremy Renner, Ron Perlman, Jewel et al, and most of them at least expanded a little about being here for the 500.
Jack Nicholson, however, was a notable exception.
"It's good to be here," he said, without further elaboration.
Which kind of sounded more like "What the (bleep) am I doing in (bleeping) Indiana?"