I don't want to torque off any Terre Hauteans out there, but reports that the Colts are likely moving their training camp back to Anderson this summer do not exactly move me to tears.
(OK, so the unwashed truth is, I don't really care if I torque off any Terre Hauteans. They're three hours away. What are they gonna do to me?).
And speaking of three hours away ...
Well, this is why I'm shedding no tears. Anderson is an hour and 20 minutes away if you obey the speed limit only in the theoretical sense. Terre Haute is, again, three hours. If it lost its footing and fell over backward, it would be in Illinois.
So I ain't cryin'. Welcome back to A-town, boys.