... and, no, it has nothing whatsoever to do with a raging case of "mallet finger."
It has to do with this: Former Dallas Cowboys coach Jimmy Johnson is going to be one of the contestants on "Survivor: Nicaragua."
I have two things to say about that.
1. I had no idea "Survivor" was still on the air. I thought it had been canceled after no one could choke down another meal of Funyuns and Pete's Pride Pork Fritters in "Survivor: Wal Mart."
2. Put your money on Jimmy. If nothing else, his hair is indestructible.