... is going to be one of three things.

1. A stirring drama with a triumphant if somewhat cornball ending, aka "Remember the Titans."

2. A situation comedy: "T.O. and Ocho's House of Pain."

3. A reality show that mixes all the worst elements of "Jersey Shore" (impossibly obnoxious main characters), "The Bachelor" (impossibly obnoxious main characters vying for the love of teammates, fans and the media) and "Survivor" (impossibly obnoxious main characters scheming to get one another tossed off Carson Palmer's island).

Working title: "The Deadliest Catch."

Oh, wait. That's taken.