Say hello to Alberto Contador, your 2010 Tour de France cheater, er, winner, who's been suspended for failing a drug test during the event, but says it was because he ate some bad meat.
Comment No. 1: Shouldn't have gone for the Angus burger, dude.
Comment No. 2: A Tour de France winner showed red? I'm shocked.
Comment No. 3: Lance Armstrong continues to be the only man in cycling never to use PEDs, because he says so.
Comment No. 4: The Tour de France should just cut through the red tape and automatically suspend whoever wins as soon as he crosses the finish line. Today's time-saving tip.