OK, so I know Andre Johnson's going to get a sitdown for his three-punch TKO over Cortland Finnegan on Sunday. And I know that's the right thing to do.

But ... you know ... it was still sort of cool, for a couple of reasons.

1. Cortland Finnegan is a punk.

2. And, Cortland Finnegan is a punk.

In other words, the guy's a cheap shot artist who's had this coming for awhile. So it's hard for me to think Johnson's anyone but the hero in this piece.

Besides it's not the first time a guy named Finnegan's gotten his butt kicked. Although last time it was Captain Kirk who did the kicking.