This one goes straight to the Excuse Hall of Fame, without the standard five-year waiting period: Buffalo Bills wide receiver Stevie Johnson blamed God on Twitter yesterday for the sure six he flat-out dropped in a 19-16 overtime loss to the Steelers.
Yes, Stevie, I'm sure that's true. God took his eye off the sparrow for a second Sunday to knock the football right out of your slippery mitts. He and Steelers icon Terry Bradshaw are best buds, see. He has a throwback Mean Joe Greene jersey. Lynn Swann is His alltime favorite player.
Good ... grief.