And so, on a wintry day in Cincinnati, as the Beacats and Pitt were dashing through the snow in the kind of glorious football we see too rarely anymore (i.e., at the mercy of the elements) ... this.
Yeesh. Can we arrest the Scrooges who arrested the mascot for aggravated humbuggery?
And will someone please tell Dean Vernon ("There'll be no more fun of any kind!") Wormer to stop smiling?