Let the sun turn black and the Earth stop turning on its axis. The Yankees did not (Warning: "Not" is not a typo) get their man.
The Phillies got Cliff Lee back instead. For less money. And two fewer years.
Remember this the next time someone says "It's not about the money," and you're tempted, like me, to sneer.
I feel a crisis of faith coming on, suddenly. The Church of the Cynical no longer seems quite so attractive.