I love me some conspiracy theories. I love 'em even more than this guy.
And so here's the most plausible theory for why the Jets didn't just fire strength coach Sal Alosi for tripping the Dolphins' Nolan Carroll from the sideline: Because if they fired him, the truth might get out.
I like it. And it makes all kinds of sense. I mean, really, you think Alosi came up with this idea on his own? Really?
Got some prime oceanfront property in Nebraska you might want to look at, in that case.