The lawsuit seeks undisclosed damages for "physical injury, humiliation, mental distress, pain and loss of wages."
1. "Humiliation"? "Mental distress"? Because somebody hit you in the face with snow? Goodness gracious, Alice.
2. Two years? It took you two years to figure out you'd been humiliated and mentally distressed because somebody hit you in the face with snow?
3. Can this case possibly be tried outdoors, so we can, you know, pelt your lawyer with snowballs when he gets up to argue your case?