Let the sun turn black and the rivers run backward. Another former coach with time on his hands is cashing his easy paycheck at the Bank of ESPN.
Seriously, the Worldwide Leader is becoming an Xs-and-Os version of an old folk's home. Out of a job? Looking for something to do besides golf and fishing? Welcome to Bristol, Conn., Coach. You don't have to do anything, just sit there and look, um, coach-erly.
Oh, and don a mascot head every so often. Worked for Corso.