And you thought you had problems, what with your electric bills and phone bills and mortgage and three sick kids and your employer's garbage health-care benefits.
At least you're not an NFL player. Why, things are so grim Jets guard Matt Slauson has decided to move back in with his parents.
No, really. I am actually not making that up.
The good news is, Slauson's parents have a cool room set up for him in their basement. Tons of room for his Bionicles and Star Wars action figures, his race-car bed with the Spiderman sheets and his Darth Maul and Jeff Gordon posters.
(OK. That I made up).