I stopped by the Firefly Cafe today searching for something to eat that was both loaded with calories and “seemed” healthy, and I stumbled upon these locally made organic cat toys. They cost between $4 and $6 and look like little octopuses and guitars. And they’re filled, I assume, with kitty crack – cat nip – which I still don’t understand. How does it work? I gave some to my cat for Christmas and she rolled around with it for a second and then went all “Girls Gone Wild” on me.
Also, why do cats get to get high, nap all the time, lick their own elbows, jump on counter tops and engage in blood sports? This is not fair. I have plenty of friends who would consider doing all of this every day if they could. Oh, to be able to roll around on the floor clutching a guitar stuffed with drugs.
Know where I can get other locally made cat toys? Comment away!