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The Pittsburgh Pirates (aka, The Farm Team to the Stars), are, as of 2 p.m. or so today, 4-3 and in second place in the National League Central. The Kansas City Royals are 4-2 and tied for the American League Central lead.
And the Boston Red Sox and Tampa Bay Rays?
They're both 0-6 and already five games out in the AL East.