... let me guess: You still haven't watched it.

Which is a shame, because the product's decent -- and, please, no hooting and grunting from the orangutan section about that, because the orangutan section always makes the mistake of judging the women's game against the men's, failing to realize that they're different games and can only really be judged against themselves. It's like heaping scorn on high school football because it's not the NFL.

Besides, a 6-year-old girl who was bouncing a basketball bigger than she was when the WNBA debuted is 21 now, and if she's still playing, the WNBA at the very least has given her something to wrap her dreams around for her entire basketball life. And whether you've never watched it, would never watch it or for some unfathomable reason feel compelled to make fun of it at every opportunity ... what's wrong with having something to wrap your dreams around?