So now that the Florida Marlins have hired 80-year-old Jack McKeon as their manager, will they move gametimes up to 4:30 p.m. and declare every night Early Bird Night?
Will McKeon put on the bunt sign, forget and keep repeating it for innings on end?
Will he substitute game tapes with reruns of "Matlock"?
Did he get hired because the Marlins are trying to reach out to Florida's key demographic?
And last but not least ... has anyone seen Jack's car keys?