Remember when Lance Armstrong kept us all riveted to the Tour de France, to the extent that large swatches of the country could actually tell you what a "peloton" was?
Well, no more. Now, with the Tour having returned to the mists of obscurity, the Blob offers you a public service: How To Win A Bar Bet In Four Syllables.
The syllables are "Cadel Evans."
He's the answer to a boffo trivia question: Who won the 2011 Tour de France?
Knowing this will win you at least one free drink. Guaranteed.