Well, no. I'm just messin' with you.
Apparently he's really, really, really, really, really retired this time. Really.
Although you can't blame the Miami Dolphins for trying, given that this usually the time of year when Favre sets up shop in the Waffle House.
Best thing about this: He almost sounded annoyed when the guy from the Miami Herald called him. Hey, you brought this on yourself, Brett. Get ready for annual calls from inquiring minds every year at this time, even when you're 80 and using a walker.
Ye reap what ye sow.