... than this?
I mean, state pride is one thing, but, really, now. I hear even Vince McMahon, who gave us all those eye-watering unis in the XFL, was appalled. And I'm trying to figure out exactly how UnderArmour presented these things to the folks at Maryland:
"But Richard the Lionhearted loved 'em!"
"It's the state flag! Get it?"
"Come on, they're not that bad. They killed at Renaissance Fair!"
And last but not least ...
"Look, I'm telling you. The Crusades are huge with the kids these days."