And now the latest installment of the Blob feature, The NFL In So Many Words ...
1. Matt Cassell!
2. Matt Cassell?
3. Dwayne Bowe vs. Jacob Lacey = Godzilla vs. Tokyo.
4. The word out of Detroit today: Roaarrrr.
5. The word out of Chicago: Free Jay Cutler.
6. Oh, and find him some receivers. And an offensive line that isn't the Seven Blocks of Linguine. And somebody who can tackle Jahvid Best.
7. The Raid-uz!
8. Memo to the U.S. Postal Service: Please forward all mail for the Dream Team to Buffalo.
9. Hey, when did the 49ers get here?
10. It's Tebow Time!