And now for today's episode of Detroit's new favorite game show, "What Is Jim Schwartz Doing Here?"
A. Enthusiastically trying to return the car keys 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh dropped during their postgame handshake.
B. Saying "Hey! Race ya off the field!"
C. Attempting to make dinner plans.
D. Behaving like a complete lunatic.
(The correct answer is "E", "Trying to lock up the NFL's Sore Loser of the Year award early.")