And now for the Blob's mildly entertaining feature, The NFL In So Many Words ...
1. Quote of the Week: "Did so!" (Tom Brady).
2. Quote of the Week, Part Deux: "Did not!" (Tom Brady's offensive coordinator).
3. It's a bird! It's a plane! It's The Tebow!
4. And in other news, Dan Orlovsky is who we thought he was, and not that other guy from last week.
5. Arrivederci, Tony Sparano.
6. Later, Todd Haley.
7. Hey, anybody seen a "W?
8. 'Cause, you know, the Dallas Cowboys coulda sworn it was here a minute ago.
9.The Seahawks. The Rams. Monday Night Football.