So I see where Rice will play Notre Dame in football in 2014, which immediately calls to mind the champion poor-mouthing line of all time from Lou Holtz, Olympic-class poor-mouther.
Back when the Irish were still winning national championships, or at the very least contending for national championships, Holtz had Rice over to Notre Dame Stadium for an afternoon of ritual sacrifice.
Of course, that's not how Holtz saw it. Holtz, being Holtz, instead pronounced that he was "scared to death of Rice."
After which, to no one's surprise but Lou's, the Irish went out and steamed Rice 54-11.