And now this week's edition of the Blob's rousingly OK feature, The NFL In So Many Words ...
1. Colts 27, Titans 13!
2. Donald Brown runs wild!
3. Dan Orlovsky throws a block!
4. And in other news, Hell freezes over!
5. Paging Aaron Rodgers .... paging Aaron Rodgers ....
6. Mercury Morris is on the line.
7. He left this message: Nyah, nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah.
8. For sale: The fourth quarter. Previous owner: Tim Tebow.
9. Hey, where'd the Bears go?
10. Oh, there they are, handing over their lunch money to the Seahawks.
