And just to show you that 2012 is already off to a suitably bizarre-o start ....
My first take is that Snooki, one of the aimless creatures from "Jersey Shore," is no dumber than a lot of people who've gotten involved in boxing management through the years -- although, on second thought, maybe that undersells the collective wattage of boxing managers. I mean, Snooki, good God.
My second take is that anyone who thinks Rodman starting up a topless women's basketball team is no way for a Hall of Famer to behave clearly doesn't get who we're dealing with here.
Hey, it's The Worm, people. You were thinking maybe he'd start up a geopolitical think tank?