Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Daytime
“Rachael Ray” – Actress Katherine Heigl. 9 a.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Live! With Kelly” – Comic Chelsea Handler. 9 a.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Wendy Williams” – Talk show host Sherri Shepherd. 10 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“The View” – Author Matilda Raffa Cuomo. 11 a.m. on ABC.
“The Chew” – Butcher Josh Applestone. 1 p.m. on ABC.
“The Talk” – Actress Eva La Rue. 2 p.m. on CBS.
“Dr. Oz” – Delaying motherhood into one’s 40s. 4 p.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Ellen DeGeneres” – Actor Ted Danson. 4 p.m. on WPTA, Channel 21.
“Anderson Cooper” – The self-appointed guardian angel of murder suspect Joran van der Sloot. 4 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“The Doctors” – Cancer treatment. 5 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Dr. Phil” – A medical assistant admits to calling in fake prescriptions to feed her painkiller addiction. 7
p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
Prime time
“Chuck” – Sarah returns from a mission with a big secret. 8 p.m. on NBC.
“A Gifted Man” – Michael runs into a former patient who is now homeless. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on CBS.
“Shark Tank” – A man from Chicago hopes the sharks are interested in his cat drawing service. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“Kitchen Nightmares” – Chef Ramsay revisits La Frite, Kingston Cafe, Capri and Spanish Pavilion. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Nikita” – Sean tries to protect his mother against Nikita and Michael. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on The CW.
“Need to Know” – Strength of senior citizen vote in Florida. 8:30 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Chuck” – Chuck enlists help to stop Nicholas Quinn in the series finale. 9 p.m. on NBC.
“CSI: NY” – A teen’s efforts to impress a sexy punk-rocker may have went too far. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Primetime: What Would You Do?” – Hidden cameras capture reactions to a man offering two teens modeling jobs at his home studio. 9 p.m. on ABC.
“Fringe” – Olivia copes with a warning from the Observers. 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Great Performances” – Tony Bennett sings his greatest hits with contemporary artists. 9 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Supernatural” – A vengeful Egyptian god is responsible for a series of gruesome murders. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on The CW.
“Dateline NBC” – Police use new forensic techniques to put together a case against a con man charged with murder. 10 p.m. on NBC.
“Blue Bloods” – Three teens are murdered. (Repeat) 10 p.m. on CBS.
“20/20” – A TV producer goes on a violent rampage when his wife tries to divorce him. 10 p.m. on ABC.
Talk shows tonight
“David Letterman” – Dolly Parton. (Repeat) 11:35 p.m. on CBS.
“Jay Leno” – President Obama. (Repeat) 11:35 p.m. on NBC.
“Jimmy Kimmel” – Actress Meryl Streep. (Repeat) 12:05 a.m. on ABC.
“Craig Ferguson” – Craig performs at the Moulin Rouge. (Repeat) 12:35 a.m. on CBS.
“Jimmy Fallon” – Actor Daniel Radcliffe. (Repeat) 12:35 a.m. on NBC.
