Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Saturday prime time
“Harry’s Law” – Harry represents a teacher who says he was fired for failing a student for renouncing evolution. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on NBC.
“Rules of Engagement” – Audrey starts a cookie business. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on CBS.
“Wipeout” – Yule log jam; big balls; polar bear express. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on ABC.
“UFC: Evans vs. Davis” – Rashad Evans vs. Phil Davis. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Keeping Up Appearances” – Hyacinth gives her husband a hobby she lives to regret. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Last of the Summer Wine” – Howard asks Clegg to keep watch on picnic items. 8:30 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Mike & Molly” – Mike fears his mother is telling Molly unflattering stories. (Repeat) 8:31 p.m. on CBS.
“Figure Skating” – U.S. Championships, Ladies Free Skate. 9 p.m. on NBC.
“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” – A woman who is a hoarder becomes suspected of murder when a dead body is found in her home. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Are You Being Served?” – The staff is given mandatory vacation dates. 9:30 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“48 Hours Mystery” – A forbidden relationship ends in murder. 10 p.m. on CBS.
“Cold Case” – A 1995 shooting case reopens with new evidence. (Repeat) 10 p.m. on Fox.
Saturday late night
“Alcatraz” – The team must find a sniper who is targeting young victims. (Repeat) 11 p.m. on Fox.
“Live From the Artists Den” – Tori Amos performs a private concert in New York. (Repeat) 11 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Saturday Night Live” – Host Jimmy Fallon; Michael Bublé performs. (Repeat) 11:29 p.m. on NBC.
Sunday prime time
“Undercover Boss” – Kendall-Jackson Wine Estates President Rick Tigner goes under cover. 8 p.m. on CBS.
“Once Upon a Time” – Sidney asks Emma (Jennifer Morrison) for help uncovering evidence that could expose Regina’s corrupt ways. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“The Simpsons” – Moe’s bar rag explains that he started as a medieval tapestry a thousand years earlier. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Masterpiece Classic” – Isobel and Cora disagree about Downton’s medical role. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Napoleon Dynamite” – Napoleon questions his belief in the magic of ligers. 8:30 p.m. on Fox.
“The Good Wife” – Wendy Scott-Carr presents her evidence against Will in an effort to send him to prison. 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Family Guy” – Lois takes drastic action to care for a sick boy after his parents refuse treatment. 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Masterpiece Classic” – Matthew and William face uncertain fates. 9 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“American Dad” – Stan’s dream of getting into the golf club is shattered. 9:30 p.m. on Fox.
“CSI: Miami” – A skydiver’s many children are all suspects in his murder. 10 p.m. on CBS.
