Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Daytime
“Rachael Ray” – Reality stars Joan and Melissa Rivers. 9 a.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Live! With Kelly” – Actor Channing Tatum. 9 a.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Wendy Williams” – Actress Jessica Alba. 10 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“The View” – Journalist Stone Phillips. 11 a.m. on ABC.
“The Chew” – Making homemade mozzarella cheese. (Repeat) 1 p.m. on ABC.
“The Talk” – Actor Neil Patrick Harris. 2 p.m. on CBS.
“Dr. Oz” – Health facts from old wives’ tales. 4 p.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Ellen DeGeneres” – Actor John Krasinski. 4 p.m. on WPTA, Channel 21.
“Anderson Cooper” – The value of prenuptial agreements. 4 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“The Doctors” – Four-letter words that are good for your health. 5 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Dr. Phil” – Unforgivable acts. 7
p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
Prime time
“Who’s Still Standing?” – A teacher competes in a trivia battle for $1 million. 8 p.m. on NBC.
“How I Met Your Mother” – Ted tries to make amends when he runs into an ex-girlfriend with whom he was unfaithful. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on CBS.
“The Bachelor” – Ben and the remaining bachelorettes travel to Puerto Rico. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“House” – When a homeless teenager’s symptoms get worse, adult consent is required for an invasive surgery. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Antiques Roadshow” – Circa 1800 New England Chippendale chest-on-chest. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Gossip Girl” – Blair prepares to walk down the aisle with Prince Louis. 8 p.m. on The CW.
“2 Broke Girls” – Johnny’s jealous girlfriend hires Max and Caroline to make cupcakes for an art show. (Repeat) 8:30 p.m. on CBS.
“Fear Factor” – Teams of twins face challenges. 9 p.m. on NBC.
“Two and a Half Men” – Alan becomes emotional when Walden (Ashton Kutcher) redecorates the house. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Alcatraz” – When a robber returns from the past, Rebecca must extricate him from a hostage-filled bank. 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Hart of Dixie” – Zoe’s cheerful demeanor leaves her friends feeling curious. 9 p.m. on The CW.
“Mike & Molly” – Mike must adjust after moving in with Molly and her family. (Repeat) 9:31 p.m. on CBS.
“Hawaii Five-0” – The team investigates the death of a Navy SEAL. (Repeat) 10 p.m. on CBS.
“Castle” – Castle and Beckett investigate the murder of a ghost hunter. (Repeat) 10:01 p.m. on ABC.
Talk shows tonight
“David Letterman” – Jennifer Lopez. 11:35 p.m. on CBS.
“Jay Leno” – Madonna. 11:35 p.m. on NBC.
“Jimmy Kimmel” – Actress Kate Walsh. 12:05 a.m. on ABC.
“Craig Ferguson” – Actor Don Cheadle. 12:35 a.m. on CBS.
“Jimmy Fallon” – Glenn Close. 12:35 a.m. on NBC.
