Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Saturday prime time
“Harry’s Law” – Harry and Adam argue on behalf of parents whose son died as a result of a high school football game. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on NBC.
“2 Broke Girls” – Waitress Max Black teams up with her new co-worker. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on CBS.
“Cops” – A standard traffic stop escalates when a suspect tries to flee. 8 p.m. on
Fox.
“Keeping Up Appearances” – Hyacinth’s father embarrasses her at an art gallery. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Rob” – Rob realizes he doesn’t quite fit in with his new wife’s large Mexican-American family. (Repeat) 8:30 p.m. on CBS.
“Cops” – Officers in New Orleans become involved in a high-speed chase. 8:30 p.m. on Fo
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“Last of the Summer Wine” – Wesley recruits reluctant Barry to help him sell hot dogs. 8:30 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“NFL Honors” – The best athletes and performances of the 2011 season. 9 p.m. on NBC.
“Criminal Minds” – Evidence shows that the person responsible for a mass murder is not a typical serial killer. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
“The Finder” – Walter Sherman helps a teenage boy locate his missing military pilot father. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Are You Being Served?” – Each of the staff hopes to be chosen for promotion. 9:30 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“48 Hours Mystery” – A professional poker player becomes a murder suspect. 10 p.m. on CBS.
Saturday late night
“Live From the Artists Den” – British singer-songwriter David Gray performs in New York. 11 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Saturday Night Live” – Host Channing Tatum; Bon Iver performs. 11:29 p.m. on NBC.
Sunday prime time
“60 Minutes Presents: Three Remarkable Women” – Dolly Parton; Anna Wintour; Meryl Streep. 8 p.m. on CBS.
“America’s Funniest Home Videos” – A dog steals a birthday cupcake. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on ABC.
“The Simpsons” – Bart and his friends hold the school hostage. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Masterpiece Classic” – Matthew and William face uncertain fates. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“The Cleveland Show” – A storm hits Stoolbend, Langley Falls and Quahog. (Repeat) 8:30 p.m. on Fox.
“CSI: Miami” – A killer who takes the eyes from victims. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
“The Middle” – Frankie insists that the family go on vacation together before school starts. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on ABC.
“Family Guy” – A storm hits Quahog, Stoolbend and Langley Falls. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Masterpiece Classic” – Mary and Sir Richard go looking for an estate. 9 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“American Dad” – When a storm hits, the Smiths fight to survive. (Repeat) 9:30 p.m. on Fox.
“The Voice” – Hopeful vocalists audition for the judges. 10 p.m. on NBC.
“NCIS” – A coast guard officer is gunned down. (Repeat) 10 p.m. on CBS.
“Modern Family” – Gloria insists on a night of salsa dancing with Jay. (Repeat) 10 p.m. on ABC.
