Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Daytime
“Rachael Ray” – Three two-minute dips. 9 a.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Live! With Kelly” – Actress Debra Messing. 9 a.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Wendy Williams” – Co-host Mario López. 10 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“Nate Berkus” – Actress Jessica Alba. 11 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“The View” – Actress Madeleine Stowe. 11 a.m. on ABC.
“The Chew” – Food from every angle. (Repeat) 1 p.m. on ABC.
“The Talk” – Financial adviser Suze Orman. 2 p.m. on CBS.
“Dr. Oz” – Health-and-wellness concerns. (Repeat) 4 p.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Ellen DeGeneres” – Actor Jim Parsons. 4 p.m. on WPTA, Channel 21.
“Anderson Cooper” – Devastation of excessive hoarding. 4 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“The Doctors” – Dealing with biggest health dilemmas. 5 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Dr. Phil” – Girl in the closet. 7
p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
Prime time
“The Voice” – Hopeful vocalists audition. 8 p.m. on NBC.
“How I Met Your Mother” – Lily and Marshall throw a party. 8 p.m. on CBS.
“The Bachelor” – Ben and the women travel to Panama. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“House” – House and the team are placed under review after a violent incident involving a patient. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Antiques Roadshow” – Tin toys. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Gossip Girl” – Blair struggles with a decision that could hurt those she loves. 8 p.m. on The CW.
“2 Broke Girls” – Max and Caroline try to prove their cleaning skills to Sophie. 8:30 p.m. on CBS.
“Two and a Half Men” – Walden shares Berta’s special brownies with Zooey. 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Alcatraz” – An Alcatraz guard reappears. 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Antiques Roadshow” – Wedgwood Fairyland Lustreware. 9 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Hart of Dixie” – Lemon secretly sets her father up with a date. 9 p.m. on The CW.
“Mike & Molly” – Joyce accepts an ex-boyfriend’s dinner invitation. 9:31 p.m. on CBS.
“Smash” – A musical about Marilyn Monroe. 10 p.m. on NBC.
“Hawaii Five-0” – Danno and his family are targeted by a vengeful dirty cop. 10 p.m. on CBS.
“Underground Railroad: The William Still Story” – A free black man helped slaves escape. 10 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Castle” – Castle and Beckett investigate a mysterious case from 1947. 10:01 p.m. on ABC.
Talk shows tonight
“David Letterman” – Sarah Michelle Gellar. 11:35 p.m. on CBS.
“Jay Leno” – Dwayne Johnson. 11:35 p.m. on NBC.
“Jimmy Kimmel” – LL Cool J. 12:05 a.m. on ABC.
“Craig Ferguson” – Actor Mark Harmon. 12:35 a.m. on CBS.
“Jimmy Fallon” – Interviews and comedy sketches. (Repeat) 12:35 a.m. on NBC.
