Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Daytime
“Rachael Ray” – Nanny Jo Frost. 9 a.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Live! With Kelly” – Denzel Washington. 9 a.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Wendy Williams” – Comic Howie Mandel. 10 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“Nate Berkus” – Financial adviser Suze Orman. 11 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“The View” – Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. 11 a.m. on ABC.
“The Chew” – Fashion consultant Stacy London. 1 p.m. on ABC.
“The Talk” – Bret Michaels. 2 p.m. on CBS.
“Dr. Oz” – Losing weight through hypnosis. 4 p.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Ellen DeGeneres” – Actress Julie Bowen. 4 p.m. on WPTA, Channel 21.
“Anderson Cooper” – A reaction to a bee sting leads a man to have gender-reassignment surgery. 4 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“The Doctors” – Hormones and hot flashes. 5 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Dr. Phil” – Donny Osmond. 7
p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
Prime time
“Whitney” – Roxanne’s ex is back in town. 8 p.m. on NBC.
“Person to Person” – George Clooney; Warren Buffett. 8 p.m. on CBS.
“The Middle” – Mike angers Frankie on Valentine’s Day. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“American Idol” – Vocalists compete for a spot in the semifinals. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“One Tree Hill” – Quinn distracts Jamie as Haley looks for Nathan. 8 p.m. on The CW.
“Are You There, Chelsea?” – Chelsea receives an invitation to go deep-sea fishing with her new doctor. 8:30 p.m. on NBC.
“Suburgatory” – Tessa flaunts her relationship with Scott Strause. 8:30 p.m. on ABC.
“Rock Center With Brian Williams” – Florida residents discuss presidential election. 9 p.m. on NBC.
“Criminal Minds” – Ritualistic casino-related murders in New Jersey. 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Modern Family” – Claire thinks Phil’s new business partner is inappropriate. 9 p.m. on ABC.
“Mobbed” – A man who wants a chance to meet his father. 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Nova” – Conjoined twin girls. 9 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Remodeled” – Meghan has a meeting with Elle magazine. 9 p.m. on The CW.
“Happy Endings” – Alex seeks out a party in a questionable part of town. 9:31 p.m. on ABC.
“Law & Order: Special Victims Unit” – An aspiring actress is found unconscious. 10 p.m. on NBC.
“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” – A killer with a hair fetish. 10 p.m. on CBS.
“Revenge” – Things start to unravel for everyone. 10 p.m. on ABC.
Talk shows tonight
“David Letterman” – Ryan Reynolds. 11:35 p.m. on CBS.
“Jay Leno” – Chris Pine. 11:35 p.m. on NBC.
“Jimmy Kimmel” – Actor Josh Hutcherson. 12:05 a.m. on ABC.
“Craig Ferguson” – Christina Applegate. 12:35 a.m. on CBS.
“Jimmy Fallon” – Vanessa Hudgens. 12:35 a.m. on NBC.
