Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Saturday prime time
“The Voice” – Hopeful vocalists audition. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on NBC.
“Rules of Engagement” – Audrey tells Brenda’s girlfriend about the baby. (Repeat) 8 p.m. on CBS.
“Be My Valentine, Charlie Brown; A Charlie Brown Valentine” – When Sally sees the box of candy Linus brought for his teacher, she thinks it’s meant for her. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“America’s Most Wanted: Crimes of Passion Special Edition” – Officers track a fugitive from Pennsylvania who is accused of killing his wife. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Red Green’s Duct Tape Forever” – The Possum Lodge members enter a contest to save the lodge. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Mike & Molly” – Mike meets Molly’s ex. (Repeat) 8:30 p.m. on CBS.
“CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” – A body discovered on the side of a road has unusual burn marks. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Cougar Town” – Jules tries not to interfere when Travis contemplates a big decision. (Repeat) 9 p.m. on ABC.
“Smash” – Two successful writers team up to create a musical about Marilyn Monroe. (Repeat) 10 p.m. on NBC.
“48 Hours Mystery” – A writer’s diary may be a screenplay or a murder confession. 10 p.m. on CBS.
Saturday late night
“Saturday Night Live” – Host Zooey Deschanel; Karmin performs. 11:29 p.m. on NBC.
“The Banjo-ologist” – Banjo player Gordy Ohliger is a historian of old-time music, from 1800s ragtime to vaudeville. 11:30 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
Sunday prime time
“The 54th Annual Grammy Awards” – Festivities at Staples Center in Los Angeles honor excellence in the recording industry. 8 p.m. on CBS.
“Once Upon a Time” – Ruby, Mary Margaret and Ashley plan a night out on Valentine’s Day. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“The Simpsons” – Marge and Lisa’s Valentine’s Day plans take a turn when Lisa falls for an intellectual romantic. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Masterpiece Classic” – Mary and Sir Richard go looking for an estate. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Napoleon Dynamite” – Deb tries to save the school paper by publishing an in-depth interview with Pedro. 8:30 p.m. on Fox.
“Fear Factor” – Contestants face five stunts that include dropping a teammate from a helicopter to a target below. 9 p.m. on NBC.
“Desperate Housewives” – Susan (Teri Hatcher) learns that Julie is six months pregnant. 9 p.m. on ABC.
“Family Guy” – Peter tries to become a famous actor. 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Masterpiece Classic” – Spanish influenza strikes Downton Abbey. 9 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“American Dad” – When Stan joins Steve and Roger’s fictional detective agency, he proves to be incompetent. 9:30 p.m. on Fox.
“Pan Am” – Ginny follows Dean to Rome. 10:01 p.m. on ABC.
