Somewhere along the way to the collapse of Western civilization, pioneer shock-jock Howard Stern became a sweet old man, perhaps staving off our multimedia Armageddon.Daytime
“Rachael Ray” – Actor Jerry O’Connell. 9 a.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Live! With Kelly” – Reese Witherspoon. 9 a.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Wendy Williams” – Setting up viewers with sexy eligible bachelors. 10 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“Nate Berkus” – A chocolatier makes Valentine treats. 11 a.m. on Channel 33.2.
“The View” – Actor Mario Cantone. 11 a.m. on ABC.
“The Chew” – Singer Jewel. 1 p.m. on ABC.
“The Talk” – Guest co-host Florence Henderson. 2 p.m. on CBS.
“Dr. Oz” – Supercharging one’s health. 4 p.m. on WANE, Channel 15.
“Ellen DeGeneres” – Jennifer Lopez. 4 p.m. on WPTA, Channel 21.
“Anderson Cooper” – The stars of reality show “Teen Mom.” 4 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“The Doctors” – What’s causing your symptoms? 5 p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
“Dr. Phil” – Alexandria inside rehab. 7
p.m. on WISE, Channel 33.
Prime time
“The Voice” – Hopeful vocalists audition. 8 p.m. on NBC.
“How I Met Your Mother” – Marshall, Lily, Robin and Kevin celebrate Valentine’s Day. 8 p.m. on CBS.
“The Bachelor” – Ben decides which women he will escort home. 8 p.m. on ABC.
“House” – As Chase treats Moira, a nun, they form a connection that causes Moira to question her faith. 8 p.m. on Fox.
“Antiques Roadshow” – Correspondence between Cole Porter and Monty Woolley. 8 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Gossip Girl” – Blair plays cupid. 8 p.m. on The CW.
“2 Broke Girls” – Caroline and Max spend Valentine’s Day at the hospital with Earl. 8:30 p.m. on CBS.
“Two and a Half Men” – Conflict arises when a huge storm keeps Walden, Alan, Zoey and Lindsay at home on Valentine’s Day. 9 p.m. on CBS.
“Alcatraz” – Tracking a former inmate who has returned to plant bombs in populated areas of San Francisco. 9 p.m. on Fox.
“Slavery by Another Name” – Labor practices and laws create a new form of slavery. 9 p.m. on WFWA, Channel 39.
“Hart of Dixie” – Wade talks Lemon into participating in a scheme. 9 p.m. on The CW.
“Mike & Molly” – Mike forgets to prepare for Valentine’s Day. 9:31 p.m. on CBS.
“Smash” – Ivy and Karen work to please the director. 10 p.m. on NBC.
“Hawaii Five-0” – The team almost causes an international incident. 10 p.m. on CBS.
“Castle” – Castle and Beckett find that the killer they are pursuing is part of an international conspiracy. 10:01 p.m. on ABC.
Talk shows tonight
“David Letterman” – Reese Witherspoon. 11:35 p.m. on CBS.
“Jay Leno” – Jennifer Lopez. 11:35 p.m. on NBC.
“Jimmy Kimmel” – Jeff Goldblum. 12:05 a.m. on ABC.
“Craig Ferguson” – Carol Burnett. 12:35 a.m. on CBS.
“Jimmy Fallon” – Nicolas Cage. 12:35 a.m. on NBC.
