Remember yesterday, when the Blob introduced you to the kindergartner who refused to color a picture of the Kansas Jayhawk on account of she's a diehard Kansas State fan?
Well, she's got some competition now.
Honestly, this guy is strong. There's something in his backyard that might or might not be a bomb, and he refuses to leave the telly because he's watching -- wait for it -- lawn bowling (aka, bocce ball)?
I mean, at least he could have been watching Man U vs. Man City, or even India and Pakistan having a rousing go at some cricket. But lawn bowling?
That'd be like some Kansan's wife yelling, "Herb, get to the cellar! Twister's comin'!" and Herb answering, "Dang it, Mildred! This croquet's just gettin' to the good part!"