You know when it's not your day?
When you're this guy.
I mean, you go out for a perfectly respectable night of rioting after Kentucky wins the NCAA championship (And what's up with that, anyway? It's not One Shining Moment unless it's also One Flaming Moment?), and you wind up getting shot and having your foot amputated.
And, oh, yeah: While that's happening, the cops find out you're wanted in Indiana on several outstanding drug counts. So they cut off your foot and then hold the rest of you for extradition to face charges.
Some days it doesn't pay to get out of bed.