So, here's your quick layman's roundup of the Masters through 54 holes:

Phil's a stroke behind a Swedish guy in an orange shirt.

Louis Ooshuizen's in there, too.

Bubba Watson -- who's a personal favorite just because his name is "Bubba" -- is in the hunt.

So is 52-year-old Fred Couples, so hooray for old guys. And Padraig Harrington, so hooray for the Irish.

And Tiger?

Well, when last seen, he was drop-kicking one of his irons -- what is he, 5 years old? -- and still looking for a round under par.

Which is OK with the Blob, a non-Tiger fan zone because the guy is your basic tool, and also because of this.